I have been wanting to start a blog here for some time but was waiting for I guess the perfect subject matter and/or joke to pop into my head to make it the awesomest blog post ever. Then I remember: I'm nowhere near talented enough for that. The best I can hope for is a slow steady stream of blogs that will hopefully get better as I go. It's like going to the bathroom at a party. You wait and wait, thinking about it but not feeling any great urge. But once you go, the trips get more frequent and much more necessary. Incidentally, I have a feeling the content here will be heavily influenced by alcohol as well.