Little Old Lady (to toddler girl): Why, aren't you the cutest thing I've ever seen? You are so cute! Do you know how cute you are?
My son: (to me): Mom, is that lady talking to me?
Me: No, sweetie. She's not.
Son: I think she's talking to me.
Me: Really? Why do you think so?
Son (shrugging shoulders): Because I'm the cutest kid in the whole wide world.
Current Self Esteem Status: High